Wednesday, 15 May 2024

IDAHOBIT

Aiv PUGLIELLI (North-Eastern Metropolitan) (10:01): We are about to mark another International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. Some people may not know why this is still needed. Some people may wonder why showing pride in our LGBTIQA+ communities is still so important. I am going to share with the chamber some of the comments that I have received while working as a member of Parliament – and full disclosure, these are full of typos, they are often barely intelligible, and they do get quite repetitive.

Did you just suck in a helium balloon? Just asking

Lost me when I realised you were an effeminate homosexual community

Yeah i agree with the eunuch

Didn’t mention the price of KY and cucumbers

The hairline of this gaybo

Last thing we need is your kind in parliament

Of course he uses fairy detergent, it’s made for his kind

A bag of helium, free

He or she wtf

Cost of trans surgery, priceless

Did this bloke eat a tide pod before he started talking

What is this thing

Have your balls not dropped yet

Too much estrogen

Right message wrong messenger

She seems she knows what shes saying

Is that your actual voice

Looks like I am running out the clock here.

WTF is this thing

He needs testosterone

Sounds like helium balloons were on special tho

He forgot to show what he pays for his tampons

How much was the testosterone blockers?

How much for a bottle of helium

F im happy im not gay and have stupid earrings

Lay off the helium brother

Some helium consumed before speech?

Was the room filled with helium

Bro sounds like he swallowed an entire bottle of helium

When they said use your voice he / her chose the wrong one

This bloke needs some testosterone

The squeaky voice? Free

Missing all testosterone

How’s the voice lol

Lost me after i heard the voice

I could go on.